Wednesday, April 16
Now you're cooking, Baby!
"You're a nobody till somebody loves you. You're nobody till somebody cares."
I don't know... something about those words.
"You may be king, you may possess the world and its gold but gold won't bring you happiness when you're growin' old."
They possess me.
"The world still is the same, you'll never change it as sure as the stars shine above..."
They make me look at things differently.
"You're nobody till somebody loves you. Find yourself somebody to love."
They make me... wanna cook something to eat cause I hunger. Was cooking to Metallica's No Leaf Clover... but it wasn't influencing me to cook anything good. So I switched playlists, put on some swing and well... swing's the thing. It gets me in the mood to manifest some sort of accursed edible concoction that my fingers seem to pull the strings from the rhythm to the vision that's in my head.
So I think of a few things i'd like to eat for breakfast:
1) An omellete. (Feh, its an omellette. No big whoop.)
2) Fluffy buttermilk pancakes with a side of hashbrowns with cheese and a sunny side up egg or two with a glass of Oj. (My god, might make that tommorrow.)
3) Scrambled eggs with chili, serve em up in tortillas, delicious tacos right there. simple and quick.
4) Heat up some carne asada and make some tacos. simpler. damn i'm lazy.
5) Heat up some beef stew that's also in the fridge. Good stuff. yeah i'm fucking lazy.
6) Scrambled or sunny side up eggs with 3 strips of bacon and some regular toast or...
7) French toast (on the side with #6 or just alone)
So went with #6 but I added more bacon strips seeing how little bacon there was in the first place. While cooking I felt so at ease than I normally do. Its not that I was hungry, it was the music. It was just so soothing than normal, probably just a nice change up.
Drown out the sizzle of the bacon with a little Witchcraft.
The beat itself takes me to a happier place, the lyrics to a happier time.
Ah, I'm just a sucker for a song about witchcraft and the allure of a beautiful female. Especially Those fingers in my hair, that sly 'come hither' stare that strips my conscience bare... its witch craft.
Sometimes you just gotta do that voo doo that you do in a kitchen... ooooooooooh...
Sunday, April 13
2 stones 1 bird
Never before had I seen something so beautiful, so mystifying, so mouthwatering, irresistable, gotta have it, 'i'll sell my kidneys for it!' good.
There in my kitchen, standing proudly and as tall as it can, was a cupcake.
In other news had a weird dream. Me and a friend going around town, i'm looking for puff, the magic dragon ;), and he's looking for... well i forgot but almost remember. We went inside the local grocery store, i'm just looking at people to see if i can find anyone who looks like they might have any and he ran off doing his thing. Afterwards we were about to leave but we had to return something to an old lady who happened to live right next door to the store, there happens to be apt housing there. We knocked and rang a bell but the old lady wouldn't come out, so we left and outside we were greeted by a beautiful young girl, her granddaughter. She went in, we waited a min and went in afterwards. Then she yells "YOU SCARED ME!!!" and the walls started melting while her grandmother slowly stepped on her way down the stairs.
Then i woke up - or so I thought. I went to the bathroom and my mom told me "You want some weed, huh?" I looked at her and said "The hell you talking about you crazy bitch." I was half asleep mind you. "You kept yellin in your dreams that you miss weed and ou want weed and you're trying to find some weed." and i said "oh, so I was." then I went to the bathroom and looked in themirror and said "I need to sleep with music again, huh?" then my mirror image nodded. I was surprised and it grabbed me by the head and slammed my face into the mirror many times. It popped out of the mirror and stood on me with an evil smirk and i just looked at it and said "heh, got any weed?" then i woke up.
Shook my head, said "Damn, I really do want some weed. Oh, well." gave the stuff up. Then off to my next dream I went (in time). I was in an old boarding house. A long hallway down with rooms left and right; at the end of the hall was a small kitchen with a big back door. Suddenly the front door opened and a familiar woman ran through and inside a room. I looked outside and there was creatures charging toward me. Immediately slamming the door, one little bastard snuck in still . Some puny goblin carrying a big club. It quickly leaped swinging for my head, before I knew it i was on the floor dead. I merely blinked and was teleported to a horrid place. The air was too thick to breathe, the gravity was intense, and I heard so many people talking. I was in the middle, staring death in the face. Creatures crawled over, attempting to devour me, but only shriveled up and died when they bit down. Death looked at me, touched my shoulder and pushed me back. I plummeted back in the real world with the goblin stuck mid-swing. Suddenly a shadow intervened tackling the goblin! It was devouring him and once it was done steam began to rise from its body. It was like a doll with metallic wings attached, a purple aura surrounded it and arose off it like a mist. I reached out to pet it and said "You're gonna stick with me till I can figure out what is going on."
I knocked on the door the girl went in. Told the creature not to attack anyone unless they attack me. It nodded and gurgled in agreement, hangin off my left shoulder. The door slowly opened up and a familiar voice said "is it gone?" I nodded. She opened the door, it was a friend of mine. She stood there scared with a book held high ready to crash down on my skull. I said relax, reaching out to touch her then she screamed and swatted my hand away. "ITS ON YOU!" she said and i just laughed, "this is my pet, he came from the uhh... Netherlands " she looked at me like I had gone mad. "He won't hurt you, he's cool. Right little, uhh... what's your name?" It gurgled. "right. I dunno, name him, ...." i told her. She opened her mouth to be interrupted by screaming. I looked outside and saw people running towards the front door. In the orange skies was a griffin and on land were some more mini-goblins behind them. A person was snatched away by the griffin only to be dropped a few seconds later. Another person remain mystified by this and was fell by the goblins, everyone else ran towards the door. I stood outside with the door wide open so I won't get in the way. Everyone ran in and I looked at the creatures. I just rose up my hand and a wave of colors just spread across them. All of them fell stunned to the ground. I don't know how but I got a knife and slit their throats and stuff, while my miniature pet (or puppet) devoured the griffin. As I was doing this the nice people closed the door on me. I went back to the building and pounded on the door. "..... Let me in!" I could hear them arguing whether they should or not, when suddenly the door opened, and my friend greeted me with a warm smile. I went in and suddenly the back door pounded and broke the sound barrier. Then it began to break in pieces and little hands were trying to grab out to something. I opened a door and looked inside, "everyone, in here quickly." I could hear their wicked laughter as the sound of the door breaking echoed down the hallway. I looked at the creatures who stopped at the doorway and looked at me. I rose one hand, they ran towards me. A small orb that created a tremendous torrent around it shot out of my hand and at them. It sucked them in like a tornado and flew out the broken door. I opened the door and told em, "I think they're gone, I need two people to get that door to replace the back door. The rest of you rest up." I stood guard as they unhinged the door then replaced the back door.
It was night, everyone was asleep cept me, my pet, and two others standing guard in the hallway. I was in the kitchen asking my doll questions.
"Why did you come with me?" It shrugged its shoulders.
"Do you need to eat?" It shook its head.
"Do you need sleep?" Again, it shook its head.
"Where do these creatures come from?" It flapped its arms and wings.
"Are they from this plane of existence or another?" It hung its head down and slowly looked to the left and rose its arm.
"Are they from your plane of existence-" It shook its head.
"Another then?" It nodded.
"Ours?" It shook its head.
"Did you come to help me?" It shrugged.
"Did you come to destroy these creatures then?" It hung its head, looked up at me and nodded.
"You're not to sure about things either, huh?" It nodded.
"So you want to get rid of these creatures-" It nodded.
"What about me and my strange powers." It hung its head and shrugged.
"Will there be others like me?" It shrugged.
"Are there others like me?" It nodded.
"Do you need to destroy them?" It nodded.
"So you need to destroy me eventually." It was about to nod, then stopped, and shrugged.
"You like me, don't you little one." It nodded.
"Well tell ya what, you help me and i'll help you and after everything is done we'll just live out life till death comes for the both of us again." It tilted its head at me and shrugged.
I was about to turn in then I looked at it, "Are the 'others' like me, is at least one of them in this building." It shrugged then it seemed to think, then nodded lightly and shrugged again.
"Right... thanks for the tip, come, I gotta sleep, do me a favor and stay by me. If something happens you wake me up." It nodded.
Next day arose, the door was open but there was two people missing and my doll. I was curious and looked around, everyone was there. My friend was next to me and another friend of mine was sleeping on a chair. He looked to be badly injured, can't believe I didn't notice it before. I looked outside, doors were closed, no sign of a fight or anything. I closed the door behind me and proceeded to look in the other rooms. Nothing... I looked up and down the hallways. Looked int he kitchen and checked for food, saw a sandwich and ate it. Then went back down the hallway when all of a sudden an owl like impish creature came out and flew at me. It screeched and i Grabbed its arms trying to hold it as far away from me as I can, suddenly a woman appeared and grabbed the imp and said "Finish it off!" I grabbed my knife and stabbed it in its head, trying to cut to its brain. It was difficult, only so much of the blade went in with the initial stab and every push forward was difficult (thin blade). Then i wedged it loose and decapitated it since it seemed less thicker than its head. I thanked the woman and she just was glad she woke up to cook. She headed to the kitchen and I decided to check on everyone else. People woke up from the screeching. I told them that two were missing and so was my doll, no one knew anything. So i said, "do whatever you want, I gotta try to figure out some things." It was just about to turn morning and I looked out from the window on the door and saw a woman walking her baby on her dogs back. It was weird, it was a saddle like contraption with handle bars to control the dog. I was just wondering why no creatures were attacking her. I could clearly see a few stalking her but they wouldn't strike. I was so confused. I thought and thought. Then I looked in my friends room, she and a few other girls were watching tv. She seemed distant from them and guessing she didn't want to be there. On t.v. there was a kid poking a lion and the lion was just backing down every time it was poked. I looked at her and said "You bored?" she nodded "What you wanna do?" "I wanna go to a restaurant down the street but... well the creatures." "Hell they might be open, i'll walk you down the street." The rest of the people over heard and also wanted to go. I just smiled and walked out after that. I was thinking why would I say such a stupid thing, well I guess there might be some treasures or something interesting. Then my doll popped out of the ceiling and flew right in front of me. "Where've you been?" It just landed on my shoulder and rested there. I went to the kitchen to find my friend stuffing his face with food. It seemed like a buffet. I yelled down the hall, "food's done!" Everyone came in and we all started eating, they were having a conversation but in my head I kept thinking what the hell is this world coming to.
And just as I was about to take a bite out of a slice of pizza I woke up biting my hand. Almost took a good chunk out of myself too. Well, I hunger. Adios kiddos.
There in my kitchen, standing proudly and as tall as it can, was a cupcake.
In other news had a weird dream. Me and a friend going around town, i'm looking for puff, the magic dragon ;), and he's looking for... well i forgot but almost remember. We went inside the local grocery store, i'm just looking at people to see if i can find anyone who looks like they might have any and he ran off doing his thing. Afterwards we were about to leave but we had to return something to an old lady who happened to live right next door to the store, there happens to be apt housing there. We knocked and rang a bell but the old lady wouldn't come out, so we left and outside we were greeted by a beautiful young girl, her granddaughter. She went in, we waited a min and went in afterwards. Then she yells "YOU SCARED ME!!!" and the walls started melting while her grandmother slowly stepped on her way down the stairs.
Then i woke up - or so I thought. I went to the bathroom and my mom told me "You want some weed, huh?" I looked at her and said "The hell you talking about you crazy bitch." I was half asleep mind you. "You kept yellin in your dreams that you miss weed and ou want weed and you're trying to find some weed." and i said "oh, so I was." then I went to the bathroom and looked in themirror and said "I need to sleep with music again, huh?" then my mirror image nodded. I was surprised and it grabbed me by the head and slammed my face into the mirror many times. It popped out of the mirror and stood on me with an evil smirk and i just looked at it and said "heh, got any weed?" then i woke up.
Shook my head, said "Damn, I really do want some weed. Oh, well." gave the stuff up. Then off to my next dream I went (in time). I was in an old boarding house. A long hallway down with rooms left and right; at the end of the hall was a small kitchen with a big back door. Suddenly the front door opened and a familiar woman ran through and inside a room. I looked outside and there was creatures charging toward me. Immediately slamming the door, one little bastard snuck in still . Some puny goblin carrying a big club. It quickly leaped swinging for my head, before I knew it i was on the floor dead. I merely blinked and was teleported to a horrid place. The air was too thick to breathe, the gravity was intense, and I heard so many people talking. I was in the middle, staring death in the face. Creatures crawled over, attempting to devour me, but only shriveled up and died when they bit down. Death looked at me, touched my shoulder and pushed me back. I plummeted back in the real world with the goblin stuck mid-swing. Suddenly a shadow intervened tackling the goblin! It was devouring him and once it was done steam began to rise from its body. It was like a doll with metallic wings attached, a purple aura surrounded it and arose off it like a mist. I reached out to pet it and said "You're gonna stick with me till I can figure out what is going on."
I knocked on the door the girl went in. Told the creature not to attack anyone unless they attack me. It nodded and gurgled in agreement, hangin off my left shoulder. The door slowly opened up and a familiar voice said "is it gone?" I nodded. She opened the door, it was a friend of mine. She stood there scared with a book held high ready to crash down on my skull. I said relax, reaching out to touch her then she screamed and swatted my hand away. "ITS ON YOU!" she said and i just laughed, "this is my pet, he came from the uhh... Netherlands " she looked at me like I had gone mad. "He won't hurt you, he's cool. Right little, uhh... what's your name?" It gurgled. "right. I dunno, name him, ...." i told her. She opened her mouth to be interrupted by screaming. I looked outside and saw people running towards the front door. In the orange skies was a griffin and on land were some more mini-goblins behind them. A person was snatched away by the griffin only to be dropped a few seconds later. Another person remain mystified by this and was fell by the goblins, everyone else ran towards the door. I stood outside with the door wide open so I won't get in the way. Everyone ran in and I looked at the creatures. I just rose up my hand and a wave of colors just spread across them. All of them fell stunned to the ground. I don't know how but I got a knife and slit their throats and stuff, while my miniature pet (or puppet) devoured the griffin. As I was doing this the nice people closed the door on me. I went back to the building and pounded on the door. "..... Let me in!" I could hear them arguing whether they should or not, when suddenly the door opened, and my friend greeted me with a warm smile. I went in and suddenly the back door pounded and broke the sound barrier. Then it began to break in pieces and little hands were trying to grab out to something. I opened a door and looked inside, "everyone, in here quickly." I could hear their wicked laughter as the sound of the door breaking echoed down the hallway. I looked at the creatures who stopped at the doorway and looked at me. I rose one hand, they ran towards me. A small orb that created a tremendous torrent around it shot out of my hand and at them. It sucked them in like a tornado and flew out the broken door. I opened the door and told em, "I think they're gone, I need two people to get that door to replace the back door. The rest of you rest up." I stood guard as they unhinged the door then replaced the back door.
It was night, everyone was asleep cept me, my pet, and two others standing guard in the hallway. I was in the kitchen asking my doll questions.
"Why did you come with me?" It shrugged its shoulders.
"Do you need to eat?" It shook its head.
"Do you need sleep?" Again, it shook its head.
"Where do these creatures come from?" It flapped its arms and wings.
"Are they from this plane of existence or another?" It hung its head down and slowly looked to the left and rose its arm.
"Are they from your plane of existence-" It shook its head.
"Another then?" It nodded.
"Ours?" It shook its head.
"Did you come to help me?" It shrugged.
"Did you come to destroy these creatures then?" It hung its head, looked up at me and nodded.
"You're not to sure about things either, huh?" It nodded.
"So you want to get rid of these creatures-" It nodded.
"What about me and my strange powers." It hung its head and shrugged.
"Will there be others like me?" It shrugged.
"Are there others like me?" It nodded.
"Do you need to destroy them?" It nodded.
"So you need to destroy me eventually." It was about to nod, then stopped, and shrugged.
"You like me, don't you little one." It nodded.
"Well tell ya what, you help me and i'll help you and after everything is done we'll just live out life till death comes for the both of us again." It tilted its head at me and shrugged.
I was about to turn in then I looked at it, "Are the 'others' like me, is at least one of them in this building." It shrugged then it seemed to think, then nodded lightly and shrugged again.
"Right... thanks for the tip, come, I gotta sleep, do me a favor and stay by me. If something happens you wake me up." It nodded.
Next day arose, the door was open but there was two people missing and my doll. I was curious and looked around, everyone was there. My friend was next to me and another friend of mine was sleeping on a chair. He looked to be badly injured, can't believe I didn't notice it before. I looked outside, doors were closed, no sign of a fight or anything. I closed the door behind me and proceeded to look in the other rooms. Nothing... I looked up and down the hallways. Looked int he kitchen and checked for food, saw a sandwich and ate it. Then went back down the hallway when all of a sudden an owl like impish creature came out and flew at me. It screeched and i Grabbed its arms trying to hold it as far away from me as I can, suddenly a woman appeared and grabbed the imp and said "Finish it off!" I grabbed my knife and stabbed it in its head, trying to cut to its brain. It was difficult, only so much of the blade went in with the initial stab and every push forward was difficult (thin blade). Then i wedged it loose and decapitated it since it seemed less thicker than its head. I thanked the woman and she just was glad she woke up to cook. She headed to the kitchen and I decided to check on everyone else. People woke up from the screeching. I told them that two were missing and so was my doll, no one knew anything. So i said, "do whatever you want, I gotta try to figure out some things." It was just about to turn morning and I looked out from the window on the door and saw a woman walking her baby on her dogs back. It was weird, it was a saddle like contraption with handle bars to control the dog. I was just wondering why no creatures were attacking her. I could clearly see a few stalking her but they wouldn't strike. I was so confused. I thought and thought. Then I looked in my friends room, she and a few other girls were watching tv. She seemed distant from them and guessing she didn't want to be there. On t.v. there was a kid poking a lion and the lion was just backing down every time it was poked. I looked at her and said "You bored?" she nodded "What you wanna do?" "I wanna go to a restaurant down the street but... well the creatures." "Hell they might be open, i'll walk you down the street." The rest of the people over heard and also wanted to go. I just smiled and walked out after that. I was thinking why would I say such a stupid thing, well I guess there might be some treasures or something interesting. Then my doll popped out of the ceiling and flew right in front of me. "Where've you been?" It just landed on my shoulder and rested there. I went to the kitchen to find my friend stuffing his face with food. It seemed like a buffet. I yelled down the hall, "food's done!" Everyone came in and we all started eating, they were having a conversation but in my head I kept thinking what the hell is this world coming to.
And just as I was about to take a bite out of a slice of pizza I woke up biting my hand. Almost took a good chunk out of myself too. Well, I hunger. Adios kiddos.
Friday, April 4
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